Friday night I went to an after hours party at one of my free beer breweries. Because I am hard core, I also went to free beer for 2 hours before the party. It seemed like a pretty chill time until I started looking back on the chaos of the evening Sat. Morning.#1
a friend was there mixing half beer and half diet coke and drinking it ALL NIGHT LONG#2
I got pinned against a secluded corner with a stranger at which point the stranger started trying to make out with me.#3
I finally talked to my Friday night secret boyfriend and told him he was my secret boyfriend.#4
Said stranger ended up trying to get up on me again later and my totally chill roommate bowed up and said "hey man I will punch you in the fucking face" (this is still so funny to me... this was the first time I have ever seen him be tough.... it was cute) which let to this exchange:Him
: I will kick the shit out of your friendMe:
man that would really blow becuase none of our other friends are here so I would have to jump in and kick your ass, and to tell you the truth I am too pretty for all that so can you just chill.
Then he proceeded to fololow me to the bathroom and stalk me all night long.#5
Said secret boyfriend looked all cute .... RIGHT BEFORE he showed me his wedding ring. (I really have to get better at looking for those). He promised I would be his secret girlfriend though, so I guess that works out fine.#6
said friend with Diet coke came back with us so he didn't have to drive and slept on my floor for intervals of 5 minutes between puking all night.
It is maybe a little sad that this is ALL I have to show for the last 3 days of my life.