Subliminal Silence

{Subliminal Silence}

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

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5.09.2005

The fonderer my heart gets the grumpier I get!

Why is it so hard for a girl to get a piece?

*and YES, fonderer is too a word*

Not plagiarized by: Subliminally Incognito at 11:07 AM

5.06.2005

Dear ass hole in the porto potty line last night at Sweetwater,

Yea, that's right I said it. I was trying to get over the fact that you were even in the line the first place when every other guy in the free world pisses on the side of the building. I know I mentioned it might have been since you didn't have a dick, and that might have been out of line but it was my bladder speaking.... you see I almost pissed my pants in that line. The part I don't feel so bad about is when you went into the ever so wonderful porto pottie and took your time.... REALLY, no one should be exposed to a porto pottie for 5 whole minutes.... So I am really sorry that you got upset when you walked out I said "the porto pottie is no place to masturbate" for everyone in line to hear, but since we were all talking about you anyway, I thought it was only right to say something to your face.. I do want to say that you were so cute when you tried to stare down my friends because I was a bitch to you. I mean when any 5 foot 3 guy tries to bow up on 6'3" guys, it makes me think about the midget I have never owned, and I kinda fell in love with you at that moment.

See You Next Week,
Marci

Not plagiarized by: Subliminally Incognito at 3:33 PM

5.05.2005

Happy drug addicts rule!!!

I just ran out to the store and when I came back there were three clients outside all up on eachother.... I think "shit, I have to break up another fight and these guys are straight off the street".... As I get out of my car I hear them rapping to eachother..... Apparently they were having a rap war, street fight, 8 Mile happening, or what ever it is called. I start over to them to break up what ever is about to happen and accept i might have a black eye tonight, when I realize that they are rapping about god and gospel. Now I am not a believer in anything you can not show me in a Petri dish, or test tube, but the shit these guys were rapping was awesome. So I listened for a minute and came in and they stood out side my office singing for 15 more minutes and working off eachother. Apparently rap gospel is the new pink. Now you know.

Not plagiarized by: Subliminally Incognito at 11:32 AM

One of my addicts gave me a plant for my office because he is this "creepy green thumb botanist nursery worker who might love his plants too much". He gave me the plant yesterday and I told him it wasn't a good idea to trust me with living things, I mean I let my sister roll over on my bird when I was little smashing it to a nice quarter inch thick. He said not to worry he would come in and take care of it everyday and since I talk to myself all day that would help the plant grow.

So I come into work today, I have had the plant for less than 20 hours, and the damn thing is dead.... It had pretty flowers all over it and now it is a pitiful display of how inept I am of taking care of things.

I think i will just throw the plant out and tell the client that it relapsed and left he program.

Not plagiarized by: Subliminally Incognito at 9:39 AM

5.02.2005

Problem Solving 101:
or
"why I should spend my time better at work"

Krika says:
I SO SLEEPY
Marci says:
I am so bored and horny
Krika says:
MASTURBATE
Marci says:
i should but last time a client walked in on it it was awkward
Marci says:
Being horny at work sucks now that I don't have nicely dressed men walking by
Krika says:
TELL HER YOUR RUBBING CALAMINE LOTION ON A BAD POISON IVY RASH
Marci says:
or maybe that I had sex with someone that had benadryl on their dick.... like the client did last week
Krika says:
OH.....MY......GOD....WHY?
Krika says:
DID HE THINK IT WOULD CURE HIS HERPES?
Marci says:
who knows.... she wanted to show me her rash, naturally I stopped her before it got to the nightmare stage but I never did ask her why he had benedryl on his dick .... and she left the program this weekend so I will never know.
Marci says:
unless I see her selling crack
Krika says:
AND ITCHING HER CROTCH WHILE DOING IT
Marci says:
that is hot
Krika says:
OR MAYBE SHE'LL SMOKE SOME TO HEAL THE RASH LIKE THE GUY WITH HEMORRHOIDS
Marci says:
yea he left too.
Marci says:
maybe they are having awesome itchy sex somewhere right now
Krika says:
AWW...RASHY ANAL SEX MAKES ME ALL MUSHY INSIDE
Marci says:
well thanks for this little conversation.... I am no longer horny

Not plagiarized by: Subliminally Incognito at 1:46 PM

Weekend of ~~Cock Rings~~ Slurpees

It was a great weekend.... I took my exam and even though I probably failed it, it is over and I don't have to think about it for 8 weeks when I stand at the mailbox shaking and hyperventilating telling my roomie to open the letter for me.

So I am all done no more school, no more exams, no more sleeping with professors for A's, no more computer problems, and no more freaking out in class and calling everyone idiots. My future consists of addicts and beer, mainly because I feel I need a good balance in my work and home life.

Sweetwater at 4:20. Who's with me?!?!?

Not plagiarized by: Subliminally Incognito at 12:45 PM

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