Looks as though I have jumped into the interview game. What better way to avoid writing a 10 page paper. So here are melanies questions and my answers:
1.
What is your favorite childhood memory? You must include both first and last names of any childhood friends involved.
Would have to be Diana Walter and I on the playground in pre school. EVERY SINGLE DAY as recess was ending and the teacher would tell us to line up, we would both look at each other and haul ass up the ladder of the spaceship shaped slide (the same slide that carries huge debate many years later as to what colors it was) so we could slide down one more time. We got in trouble everyday because of this slide.
OR
it might be sitting by myself and drowning the ants and when they would not come back to life I would eat them. That is pretty cool too.
2. If you had to be locked in a quiet room for all of eternity, who would you choose, if anyone, to take with you?
This is a tough one. It would have to be someone funny and smart and someone who thought I was as cool as I do. Also someone I know, So that after a few weeks I did not regret taking david eggers. You would think it would have to be a guy but locked in a room with no shower eventually you are not going to want to bang the guy. So at this point in my life i would have to take melanie because I have been locked in a room with her for days, with no shower, and I know that we could do it and entertain eachother. And she knows exactly what to do with my different moods and i think i know how to deal with hers. And i think that is what would matter in a room for eternity.
3. If your secret lover popped the question right now, tonight, what would you say?
(this one is simply because mel knows I am seeing him tonight)
If you mean the question of "want to Bang?" I would give an enthusiastic Yes.
If you mean the Proverbial QUESTION.... Might blow most of you away but I would probably say yes. With the regard we would wait til I was 32 or so. I am not ready to jump lines on the cold war quite yet. And I am told by everybody else, that maybe one day I will understand the institution of marriage, and right now I still think it sounds heinous. So I would say yes but wait til or if I believed in the horror they call marriage.
4. Would you rather be really really drop dead gorgeous and dumb as a bag of rocks,or really really Mensa and Nobel Prize smart and horribly disfigured? Choose one and explain why. You cannot have both.
I would rather be mensa smart and disfigured. I think there is no excuse for stupidity. Being smart and ugly I could still be independent and rely on noone if I needed to. Right now I am drop dead gorgeous and smart, so if there was one I could do without it would be the looks.
5. Describe your perfect life, 10 years from now.
35? OH THE HORROR! I will own a midget, who will do all the things I do not feel like doing for myself. I will be working with a 100% success rate of curing substance abusing adolescence. I will not necessarily be wealthy but I will not have to worry if bills are getting paid or if I can afford dinner, and I will be able travel, go camping, and rock climbing a bit, adn anything fun that comes up. I will still have the few friends I have now, only I will see them more often. And I will live I a loft in the middle of a city. And if I am STILL not in a relationship by this time, No Biggie, but i would like to be getting banged. :)
Now who wants in the game? Let me know and i will get you questions.
