UNDERSTANDING VS. ACCEPTING

~I understand that I don't know Mr. Belvedere, but I find it hard to accept that he still doesn't come by to clean my place.
~I understand that certain people need to get go home because they have to get up early, but I find it hard to accept that I never get booty.
~I understand E.T. had to go home, but i find it hard to accept that in doing so he ruined my life.
~I understand I have to do stuff to prove I can, but i find it hard to accept GSU won't just hand me a Doctorate.
~I understand jealousy happens, but i find it hard to accept it turns people into total ass holes that forget how to relate to friends.
~I understand gravity is always in effect, but I find it hard to accept that I can't always defy it.
~I understand I am talking about slavery, but I find it hard to accept that a midget still doesn't want to come live with me.
~I understand that Melanie lives in New York and Brad lives in Alaska, but i find it hard to accept that they don't ever want to hang out with me anymore.
~I understand that I am supposed to know a bunch of stuff, but I find it hard to accept that i am expected to be graded on it when I have been faking the knowledge.
~I understand some people think Bill Gates is going to share his fortune, but I find it hard to accept that you would include me on this asinine email list of your junk mail.