APARTMENT HUNTING DO'S AND DON'TS

Do:
1. Take a friend that is addicted to the Scan button on your radio. This will get annoying at times, however without this friend you will never know that it is childens hour on public radio. With this knowledge you have all you need to get through the traffic jam on I-85 when the traffic goes down to one lane. Also, this will keep other drivers from suffering a bad case of road rage becuae they will be able to watch you and your friend dance to the Spiderman cartoon theme song.

2. Stop, after successfully finding an apartment, and buy an out of season article of clothing to celebrate. It really is amazing how happpy buying a sweater in the middle of June in GA can make you.

3. Finish the trip with listening to "Love Train", this will remind you of a GAP commercial in turn reminding you of another GAP commercial, and THIS will remind you that love does exist. (Will Kemp, why won't you call me)

Don't:
1. Wake up late because you were trying to figure out what time to leave with a friend that wasn't listening to you. Sometimes the nod does not mean "yes I do believe that is a good plan and it no longer requires thought", it could mean "God i am sick of hearing you talk". This will in turn make you miss your first appointment due to the fact you were an hour off in the math.

2. Stop at dunkin donuts for a bagel and have your friend let everyone in the store in front of her in line. This will cause you to sit in the car eating a bagel by yourself waiting on her, reminding you that every meal in 2 months will be eaten this way.

3. Go to Rooms to go to look at furniture and get jumped on by a gay sales man. He will make you lay down in every bed display to "get the feel of the unique design". (and by the way, why is it a straight guy won't ever do that)

4. Get a tour from a very nice black lady and then go to sign the paper work and ask your friend "how do you spell caucasian?" .... this could very possibly lead your friend to say "H-O-N-K-E-Y".