RULES OF SHOPPING WHILE MARCI (THE SUPREME BEING) IS IN THE STORE

1. Do not run your to be purchases into me, i might kick your ass.
2. While i am looking at a rack it is never ok to duck down below my arms to look at the same thing. Wait your F'n turn. This makes me feel too tall and it is simply rude. And i might just kick your ass.
3. After doing #1 and #2 do not, I repeat DO NOT, ask me if i like something that you stole from the rack before I could grab it knowing it is the only one in my size left. This will make me almost kick your ass.
4. Do not step on the back of my heels when i don't know you. I have a personal bubble, my mom would turn around and smack me for that and I just might do it to you.
5. Do not give me a dirty look when I have had enough and tell you to "BACK OFF".

yes all this happened today. Spread the rules so it does not have to happen again. If you ever see such a display, place remove them from the earth in any way possible.

Have I mentioned how cool my new life is?