This weekend one of my friends told me that he is probably going to propose to his lady friend next month. I said "WHOA MAN, you on the other side of the cold war too, I don't know if I can handle it".
His reply:
"yea I think I am too old to start over so I am going to go with what I got"

That sums up the whole marriage thing in my book.

FYI: His comment was followed later by "Marci, I hate that you would never sleep with me."

Now THAT really sums it up for me.