If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
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Yesterday I accidentally bought the wrong kind of deodorant and when I got home saw that I was now the owner or "Suave raspberry deodorant". Well today, my armpits made me hungry all day. At least I didn't smell bad.
