Dear lawn man,

I think you are the lowest life form that exists. As if was not bad enough that you woke me up at 8:00 am after I stayed up til 4, now you think it is really funny to mow the 3 feet of grass out the front of my apartment for 2 hours. THEN when I think I have finally gotten rid of you and I am finally able to concentrate on my work you come back with your cute little blower, and stayed for another hour blowing god knows what right outside my door. If you do not go away soon I will be forced to come out there and shove that blower up your ass. I HATE YOU AND WANT YOU OUT OF MY LIFE.
you are so lucky I am in a great mood.

Have a great day,
Marci