Today a girl I actually liked in class was walking with me and we were talking about all the freaks in the department, and she says ... "Screw all the theories, I am going to say 'I don't give a shit what your mamma did or what happened when you were 4, you need to put the crack pipe down"

I think she should be the professor.

Also, it is really hard to concentrate in class when some continues sending you sexual text messages. I did not say they were not welcome, I just said it is hard to concentrate on anything else.

Also, I have actually turned Melanie into a bigger alcoholic than she used to be. Turns out that listening to some of the things I am doing makes her want to drink. Hey Mel, when you here the newest you might need a binge.