Everyday I sit in my car at the MARTA station and find the last song to keep in my head all day. Today, it seems I found the story of my last 3 relationships. Why did I never know that Alanis wrote me song? This is awesome, I guess she is one of my homies, and I didn't even know it. If we ever hang out I hope she has lost Dave Coulier forever, that might be the ending of our short friendship.

If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened
If you weren't so wise beyond your years I would've been able to control myself
If it weren't for my attention you wouldn't have been successful
this could be messy
But you don't seem to mind
don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime

We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
And I have honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this

Just make sure you don't tell on me especially to members of your family
We best keep this to ourselves and not tell any members of our inner posse