I was talking to a friend that we will call W.H.S. (wannbe homosexual) (What's His Name) and he informed me that his favorite movie EVER, IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD is The Cutting Edge. Now you are sitting there cringing right now that a guy would admit this to a girl, but it gets worse.... He told me this while I could hear Justin Timberlake playing in the background, which by the way is his favorite artist IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, besides Brittney of course. No wait, I am not done..... then within the hour calls me back and is singing "Physical" and explaining to me how great he thinks Olivia Newton John is. Either he is hiding something from everyone, or he is the most secure straight man I know. Only one of these options would gain him access to my bed, and with the facts it is not looking too good.

Should I worry, or should I feel good that he is comfortable enough around me to air these deep dirty dirty secrets speak openly? He knows our friendship is conditional and I will pull the friend card if he ever does certain things, like see Glitter, ask me who my daddy is, or eat Gogurt, so I guess he felt that by telling me this he was within the parameters of our friendship. However, I might have to get to work on a new list for the side bar to better define the limits of my friendship.