It's official. Not only do have I been thinking about getting an eating disorder, Which I think I am doing pretty good by eating only orange foods. (mac and cheese, cheez its, and dark beer which I am calling deep orange), but now I want multiple personality disorder.

I am reading Set This House in Order, my second Matt Ruff book. (he might be the new corduroy in my life) and I want to dare you all to read it and not think it sounds kinda fun to never have to be alone, and to play tricks on yourself when you get bored.

It is possible that I already have a slight case of MPD, but they are not enough like the Gonnies as I would like them to be. All the "souls" in my head are named Fred. Which might be a little wired you say, but hey, birds of a feather.