Last night I had a dream that I was Laura Ingle, and I had a server drug problem. Apparently, after bitch slapping Nelly and Mary, I grabbed my bong ran away from the farm, and hitched a horse buggy to the next town over. (brace yourself for intense plot twist).

It turns out the town Walnut Grove sits directly next to Fraggle Rock. So I (as Laura) showed up at Fraggle Rock and snuck past Sprocket into the hole and then I proceeded to drop acid with Wembley, sing Jazz with Boober, and snort coke with the Doozers using all the little straws they save, and I need to tell you, Red is a hyper little muppet. Things got a bit different than they had been on the farm.

Should this dream bother me?