If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
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You probably type with your penis. And don't say you haven't got a penis. Someone like you must have one somewhere. Ah, no surprises here. You're least normal. Some people might say "freaky".