"Things, however, rarely happened the way you understood them. Mostly they just sort of drove up alongside what you thought was the case and then moved randomly down some other way."
-Lorrie Moore-

If you all want to feel you know me better go read Anagrams. It is really kinda sad, but I think they modeled the main character after me. She is a total cynic, and her view on love is that "you need to find someone to die with", and she is hilarious in the "why doesn't anyone understand me" kinda way. Fantastic stuff.