Will someone please explain the last week of my life to me? I am at a loss. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

I am very used to non-normal things happening, but this has gotten out of control. It is starting to affect the people around me. Even my phone wants to turn on me, and by that I mean a mexican woman tried to talk to melanie while i was on the phone with her. I am able to roll with the punches, however, I have not had an opportunity to get up, before the next one comes. Also, I have just been informed I cheated on a boyfriend and I was TOTALLY unaware that I had a boyfriend. So is that really cheating? Well I am leaving the house tonight because I can't take one more item of strangeness. Later.