I should be studying, instead my closet is now color coded. Somewhere else on Earth Melanie should have been doing school work too, but cleaning behind the futon offered the urge the strength of the devil, and now her whole apartment is spotless.. And somewhere else on Earth there is Julie, who should also be doing school work and she is planting a garden instead.

I swear to goodness, if we want something done in the world we should just offer the ruler of each country homework.

Now a message from Melanie:


Me: What else can I do? OH I KNOW! I'll embarrasse you on the internet.
Melanie: NO, that is not ok!
Me: Oh and it was ok the time you put my face on a douche box and told everyone on your site I was a douche bag?
Melanie: Oh maybe not.