Is 1.5 weeks too fast to go through a tube of Herbal blistex?

If so, what the hell happened? I might have a problem. Apparently, I am eating the stuff in my sleep. And nowhere on the product does it say "beware you will need rehab for this highly addictive material". I might have to sue them too. My lips might be permanently shiny and my stomach might be full of chap stick. That really is the only explanation right? Am I missing something here again, or is this one more thing I don't understand?