Scene: Drug Treatment facility waiting room. (while waiting for interview for internship)

Big Man: yea so back in the navy I had some good times, there was one night we were all tore up and had some girls in our room. We were already in trouble and when someone came to check up on us we threw these girls out the 3rd floor window. They came back the next night. We loved those girls. I had some good times in the Navy.

Middle aged Lady: Well they don't seem to be the wisest girls.

Big Man: Baby, why do you think we liked then so much? Well, until I was able to look at girls and get then pregnant. I figured if i had babies left and right and all I remember was looking at the girl, it was time to quite drinking.

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Good call buddy, Good call!
I CAN NOT WAIT FOR NEXT SEMESTER SO I CAN WORK WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!!