CHILL'N LIKE ICE CREAM FILL'N

It really sucks to get up early on free beer day and go to an interview in a run down state run building and meet with a total monotone authoritarian about what he is going to expect from you, and to be grilled on everything you know. He was the kind of man that was intimidating because you can look at him and tell he is way smarter than most people and is judging you on your smarts, and shows no emotion on his face.

What doesn't suck, is when it is over and he walks you out and you have no clue how it went and he says "You have really impressed me and if you take the position I am offering, in a year we are approved to hire a CRC (certified rehab counselor) and if your performance impresses me as much as I think it will, you will be able to walk into that position when you graduate."

What can you say to that except, "it ain't no thing, yo. Fo' Shizzle" and then I gave him daps.

You all only wish you were me, because there is not one thing wrong in my world right now.