Dear Brad,
I would have rather taken your raging alcoholism than your friends. Try to hook me up a little better next time, k?
Love, Marci

I think Brad put a curse on me. He knows that there are certain people I do not like to see, and he made me see one while he was in town and now that he is gone, I am getting emails and phone calls from the other group of people i don't care to see. I only wish he was still in town so he could go to the little shin-dig with me this friday.