GO WISH MELANIE LUCK:
No really, go to her site and leave her good luck comments. You see she didn't waste 3 years after her undergrad and went right on the grad school and now she is done. Only she is failing to see how cool this actually is, because she still has to defend her thesis, only the damn thing is done and there is nothing more for her to do and they are surely not going to tell her she can not graduate. But that is Melanie, she's irrational.

Melanie says:
I WISH I WASN'T SO NERVOUS
Marci says:
you are not nervous, you just have to kill time before partying, so might as well talk about school
Melanie says:
that's totally all it is
Melanie says:
THIS IS NO BIG DEAL
Marci says:
for real... you have time to kill and you have sat at home enough... you might as well go "socialize" with higher ups before partying
Melanie says:
totally, fuck it. i've already finished my thesis, i just have to go talk about it and the lights will be out, so i wont be able to see them, and my hair looks good, so the spotlight on me, will make me look pretty
Marci says:
oh so you can pretend it is like talking on sesame street and only muppets are listening
Melanie says:
totally
Melanie says:
you should come, you could throw gummy bears at me while I'm up there talking
Marci says:
I would like nothing more but i would use the worms.
Melanie says:
yeah, they probably throw further. They're more streamlined.
Marci says:
and they flop better in the air... it would help take stress off, because 1, they look funny flying, and 2, you would have to jugde better how to dodge it and maybe get hit by a few
Melanie says:
damn! we should have thought of this plan weeks ago! then you could have come
Marci says:
we suck
Marci says:
if you get nervous... make cow noises, that helps me
Melanie says:
like, moooooo?
Marci says:
yea
Melanie: ok bye