HOW DO YOU KILL AN IMAGINARY LIFELONG FRIEND?
(or at least get them to be your servant)

Since we should all know that Charlie Chaplin is alive and well in peripheral vision, I need to report that he is a lazy som' a b*tch. He showed up again today and i said "hey man how about grabbing those books over there and filling out the paperwork on my client". Since he is always lurking beside me somewhere, I figured he was there when I met with the client and would be more than able to do the suggested task. BUT NO! Charlie just dipped out for awhile and offered to do nothing for me. He probably went and played in the land of the midgets for the afternoon just to spite me. He did return and I would ask him where he went..... IF we were talking.

He could have at least brought me food back. But no, he just came back and sat down and is watching a baby story just to piss me off.