PROCRASTINATION PAYS OFF!!!!

I have not finished a paper that is due tonight because i have tried to focus on my 2.5 hour presentation that is at 4:30. I was getting a bit stressed and MSN pops up and tells me I have an email from the professor of my second class. It said:

I AM SICK NO CLASS TONIGHT, PAPERS DUE NEXT WEEK

Could I be happier right now.... Um NO.... and to top off the fact that i get to jam out to reel big fish right now instead of stressing a paper, I also don't have to go to class tonight. My weekend officially starts at 7:00 tonight.

If you are rushing to finish something now, just go ahead and stop, it will all work out. Whose drinking a beer with me tonight?