This morning I woke up and decided to re-evaluate my life, find meaning it in it all, and try to understand my purpose, work out some issues I have not had time to, but then I remembered it is Thursday and that means
FREE BEER, and I think that is the only answer I needed.
MY PROJECT IS DONE!!!!!!!!!
This makes me so happy that I have been doing the moonwalk every time I have stood up today. Yes, you jest at my neurosis, go ahead I don't care, just don't point and yell "FREAK" like the woman in Target, that was just mean.
WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE MAKES ME HAPPY?
Neal, the boy formally known as Fiance on the blog, is in town and maybe going to free beer. He all thinks he is going to pick up a little cutie while there, I think he has forgotten how my essence paralyzes him against other girls. It has been a year since I have seen him so I understand that he has forgotten how much he pines for me.
WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE MAKES ME HAPPY?
Banana Slurpees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
