UNCOMFORTABLE MOMENT OF THE WEEK

After my group presentation last night, I decided if I went home I would be totally unproductive anyway, so I asked the guy in the group if he wanted to go get a beer. Lurker Boy happened to be out at the Local too, so we met up. While we were sitting there drinking, the guy from class was talking about how he hasn't been laid in awhile, and he looks at Lurker Boy and I and says:

"Seriously, when was the last time you had GOOD sex?"

Good thing I have no shame, since it was inevitable the 30 seconds of uncomfortable silence and eye darting was bound to fall on me for an answer. But I did hold back from asking him to define "good", and I also realized that "Oh before class today, a trucker named Bubba" was a bad answer too. My self control amazes me sometimes.