Dear Next Door Neighbor,

THANK YOU!!!! Last night, when I might have been making too much noise late at night, it was like you were reading my mind. You jumped up and cranked your music at top volume through my wall at the exact moment I was wanting a sound track. You really are the best neighbor in the world. I have never had someone so thoughtful living next door, and i am happy to have you there, but next time could you play something decent. Your choice was almost like you were trying to shut me up, but I know you are cooler than that.

Yours truly,
Marci