I GOT DUMPED
I have been on the Earth for 24 and part 2 years and managed to never get dumped. Times are a changing. I have to leave the details out (gist: I tried to give him the out 2 days earlier but he wouldn't take it til he was sure he could get back with his ex) since, they made me roll on the floor laughing, and that in turn means someone else might not find the humor. Why is it I think he might not get the humor? Because while spending 2 hours trying to tell me to get to stepping he used the line:
"I don't want you to think that you are not good enough for me"
That is fantastic. That will be funny to me for a long time. It made me question if he had ever actually had a conversation with me. Everyone knows that i am better than EVERYONE... but the fact he chose those words means that he actually thinks I am NOT good enough for him. (I am so tempted to put bullet points here but wont) I will leave it at that and let you all find your own humor in it.