I just washed my clothes because I have been too poor to do so and finally have the quarters. I have been all excited, seeing as though I am wearing my last pair of clean underwear. I noticed some really annoying pink sign in there when I put my clothes in the washer, but being too good for the color pink I didn't read it. Turns out it said, "Dryers Out Of Order".

Now I am sitting here with wet clothes hung everywhere and my clean undies mocking me and yelling "HAHAHA you got no panties". I can go out with underwear can't I?