Yesterday when I got my hair cut a black woman runs into the salon and grabs her makeup out of her drawer and screams... "Don't talk to me I only have 2 minutes to put on my eye brows before he is picking me up"

Whoa, Thank goodness my eye brows stay attached, that sounds like a curse of the Greek gods. I guess it is better than pushing a boulder, but still.
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Since I have noticed Paul is back in full rotation on the comments... This post is for him, since I think he is the only one that will understand my humor on it.

Me: I cut 7 inches off my hair
Brad: Why in the hell would you have done that?
Me: because my hair kept getting stuck in my armpit.
Brad: your gross.
Me: yea, and to top that, now i have to start shaving my armpits again since I don't have the block anymore.
Brad: VOMINTOUS