Last night:
~ Talked about neuroscience over free beer
~ I came came clean to the guy I have a big crush on at free beer and maybe told him he was my "Beer King"
~ Tried to race home after free beer to see Big Brother only detouring to Lurker Boy's house on the way the get something and decided that I would sing in my worst singing voice, at the top of my lungs any song on radio, whether I knew the words or not, for "his entertainment" while occasionally feeling the need to break it down like nobody's business
~ Forgot to pay attention the Big Brother because there was more free beer and a serious rematch game of Dominos because Lurker Boy is a really sore loser and wanted to rematch from the game I had won (I won again)
~ Melanie and I decided that just because lights were out and we were in or respective sleep places that in no way meant bed time and instead of going to sleep or letting Lurker Boy sleep that we would make fart noises (the kind where you put both hands up to mouth and blow), because maybe there are not enough people in the world that think we are stupid.
~ Deuce, Army Boy and Chode Boy left to go to strip clubs and left Chode Boy at one to come back and yell at Waffle House on the phone.
~ Finally went to sleep and woke up to Melanie whispering, "Dude, he totally just farted and then started spanking his monkey"

You all really should come over and hang out with us sometime.