I MIGHT BE WRONG....
but I think the funniest thing in the world today has been the 20 people I saw walking in down town with umbrellas flipped the wrong way and while I was laughing at that, I saw some poor guy struggling with his and I guess he finally realized that is was slowing him down and getting him ever wetter when he took the thing and threw it on the ground and stomp on it.
PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF FRUSTRATION ARE MY NEW FAVORITE THING!