Dear client,

I swear to god the next time you get mad in group and run out crying and cusing me out, if you pick up a stapler and hurl it at my face as you did today, I just might knock out the 2 teeth you have left. You know it is fall and I should only be sporting browns and forest greens, but now my face is a light blue and that is totally a spring color. You now have me too embarrassed to show my face.

One more thing, I am petitioning to be able to give out grades so that I can fail you for the hell of it since the group was "anger management".

Toot-a-loo,
Marci