JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE SCHIZOPHRENIC DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN'T BE RACISTS
So I am trying to make my blog a home again but work kicks my ass. Last week I had to deal with two seizures and a run away. That's right one guy got mad because he didn't have a cigarette so he ran away. You know it is an awesome day when you have 7 the ambulance, the fire truck and 7 cop cars in one day. I also learned that "volatile" is not only a clinical word but also code word for "hey police hurry your ass up" especially when used in a sentence like this:
"I have a volatile mentally ill man that just escaped into the community"
It is cool when you are dealing with one emergency and then another guy falls out seizing all over the place. The one good thing I learned through all of this is that the Dekalb County Fire department is not made up of fat nasty men.... they are actually all young bald guys with tattoos. I would hate to think I would have to have another guy drop dead to get them to hang out, so if you are reading this and know any of the guys tell them to stop by. They will know who I am, I am a little unforgettable with the talented way I use to coral the other schizophrenic away from them using a tazer.... (ok I embellish I don't REALLY keep batteries in it)....
So at the end of the week I made a deal with the run away that he needed to come to my office and tell me if he ever wanted to run away again and he agreed that if he ever got angry he would come see me first. WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!?!?! This morning he asked if he could see me. It was at this point that I realized it was MY ideas to lock myself in an office with an angry crazy guy, and do to my poor foresight I had to say yes. He was all mad and yelling and I got him calmed down until he walked out of my office and saw a black girl and went nuts again. Apparently Black people and lack of cigarettes are his buttons.
In other news I bought a bike... I will be submitting pictures of my first fall, that should probably be soon. Some of you might remember my tiara that is resting in peace since the New Years that the ass hole who couldn't get it up stole it.... Well I love bike that much and some guy in the neighborhood has already asked to borrow it because he coveted my bike. He said "hey white girl give me that bike".
